prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

01 Sep - 266037 notes - reblog

babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

01 Sep - 590780 notes - reblog

meladoodle:

follow the yolo brick road

01 Sep - 169363 notes - reblog

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

01 Sep - 615706 notes - reblog

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

01 Sep - 113907 notes - reblog

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

01 Sep - 62619 notes - reblog

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

01 Sep - 573286 notes - reblog

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:


So that’s what it’s used for


eating breakfast on the go

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

01 Sep - 39065 notes - reblog

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