exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job

gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

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targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

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fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat
"I can feel you everywhere, in my bones, throughout my veins, under my skin, everywhere- except next to me where I need to feel you the most."three months later, still missing you (via the-psycho-cutie)

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"I can feel you everywhere, in my bones, throughout my veins, under my skin, everywhere- except next to me where I need to feel you the most."three months later, still missing you (via the-psycho-cutie)

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150dollars:

kissedbyatroll:

I love how he just catches her

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

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"The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe."Lena Horne (via africantea)

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lustyr:

how do i die without telling my mom

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